Did anyone else receive an email from "I Love God"?

I got an email asking what I thought about what it would mean to be a satanist, so I made a random story with a bit of a rhyme scheme!

I think of many things... Poop for instance! Everyone likes poop! I think of self indulgence and gluttony! Nipple rings and garden gnomes! I think of ladles and having all the lollipops in the whole wide world in my livingroom and not being allowed to share! I think of pissing in pubic. Jarjar binks and tiddly winks! Sonny and Cher! The list goes on! Friends, family, toes and truffles! Spoons and forks and porn and waffles! Wartortles and grapefruit trees! Fro-licking! Harpoons and snowy, snowy days! Wallets, weed and shit soufflets! Oh the things you can think with a bit of a stink when the shits and the giggles run away with your drink! Vagina, toads and pirates too! What does "satanist" mean to you?

Tell me what you all think. Thanks.